PR agencies - mostly bad news

PR companies make their money by a simple formula. They scare the pants of major companies by talking about some X factor that could ruin their business and then charge a hefty retainer for making sure the X factor never happens. When it doesn't happen they claim a major victory and send you a series of celebratory invoices.

A very small part of what PR does is to help create awareness of your product. This they do by spending a fraction of their colossal retainer hiring a bunch of tired and emotional actors to hand out hastily prepared leaflets at your local station.

When choosing a PR agency remember that they work on basis of the other form of PR i.e. proportional representation. If they are representing a major oil company with a multi-million pound account, your little piece of business will be given to a student placement to do when they've finished making the coffee. A good rule of thumb is that you should never hire a PR agency that is better known than your own company, because if you do, that position certainly won't change.

At the vile, slimy end of PR is the publicist who's job is to keep your face in the media. This explains what became of the boy at school who made it his mission in life to keep flushing your head down the lavatory. Having your face constantly in the media is the psychological equivalent of having your face constantly in a food processor.

PR agencies are like advertising agencies in that they involve an almost continuous round of parties, lunches and general swanning about. The small but noticeable difference is that with an advertising agency you might have something to show for it at the end.

Key learnings:

  • If you want good publicity sack your PR agency
  • If you want really good publicity lay siege to their building
  • If you want really heart-warming publicity catapult burning balls of tar into the upper floors

 

 

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